Your SS13 confessions

[Xelnagahunter]

 

Sometimes I wanna try playing on other stations but everything there is so different that I get anxious about not knowing how to handle it and just leave.

I relate to this very much. I've spent a total of maybe a half hour on all other servers I've played on combined.

[Alberyk]

I can be a mad powergamer, mostly at ling rounds due to the fact I had a lot of bad experiences with them here and at another servers and I just dislike the gamemode at all.

 

I hate to permabrig people as security, I would rather let the conflict escalate in a way that would be fine with each side using lethal force against eachother, due that I believe that death can be always a cool ending to a conflict.

 

It is quite hard for me to emote things, due I can struggle to find the exact words for what I want to describe.

 

I hate most of the AI characters, mostly due to the fact that it is really hard to reach here they are and slap their shit when necessary.

 

I fully believe that medbay is the worst department and I would like to play at it to make things don't suck, but most characters I have met there rustles my jimmies too much, or no one gets hurts and there is nothing to do.

[NebulaFlare]

I can be a mad powergamer, mostly at ling rounds due to the fact I had a lot of bad experiences with them here and at another servers and I just dislike the gamemode at all.

 

I hate you for this. Seriously. Hate you. My wrath for your powergaming knows no bounds.

[Erik Tiber]

Everything will die on terms that no person can ever predict for themselves. If and when Aurora dies, you won't really guffaw in satisfaction. You won't even know it when it happens.

Here is where you are wrong, Delta. I will laugh. I will laugh very hard. I will laugh so hard that I piss myself and vomit from the sheer amount of laughter which will emanate from my gaping maw. I want you all to know this. I am a being of pure spite and hatred. My hatred burns with the power of a blue dwarf star.

Edge intensifies.

[SpiffyFishface]

I once offered to teach my friend how to play SS13 but ingame all I did was beat him to death with a suitcase

[Valkrae]

I play SS13 while extremely high on various drugs. That's probably why I SSD so much. Because I usually exit out of the game right as I begin to pass out on my keyboard.

[Madpredator]

I REALLY HATE PEACEFUL WIZARDS AND PEACEFULL ALIENS (last game the alien even got in the crew transfer and everyone peting it i think it breaks the roleplay so bad)

 

sometimes i dont know how to say something in english so i spend a long time thinking how to say it in-game

 

i love playing as QM and do my job effectively but sometimes i get bored and need to do ilegal things

 

when my chracter smokes i real life want to smoke, same happens with food or drinking

[Conservatron]

I'm a 'fun at any costs' player

[Alberyk]

Sometimes, at nuke rounds as officer, I keep the nuclear authentication disk with myself when we retreive it or just secure high risk items from the bombed bridge. Mostly because I wish to confront the operatives.

 

Manifest ghost rune is the my favorite cult tool, since fighting an endless legion of robust baldies with swords is really amusing.

[Guest]

I'm a real boy.

[Icuris]

Whenever playing command I will go out of my way to make known annoying characters jump through as many hoops as possible to complete request.

 

I severely doubt I actually do a good job as command and sometimes don't play out of fear of what others could be thinking.

 

I secretly like workplace driven conflict despite actions showing otherwise

 

I quietly hope for a day where an AI malf round won't be simply solved with moving to the mining and research stations and leaving the problem to be solved by Yinzr alone

[Killerhurtz]

As Captain, I take the spare ID and lock it down, safely, in the meeting room's safe, giving away the passcode via PDA or command channel, for three reasons: it makes it accessible if I want to cryo or if something happens, it's a meta dickmove to nukeops or other antags which want the spare ID, and it increases the autonomy of my crew so that if I give verbal approval to the CMO to promote/demote someone without a HoP I don't have to physically be there. But it's mostly to be a dick to antags.

 

Also on nuke rounds, I tend to hide the nuke disk in various places across the bridge, in the logic that such an important item shouldn't be left out on the open like that. ON THE FLIPSIDE I'm less of a dick with that, so it's usually either sitting on a different desk or hidden in an unlocked locker.

 

And finally, as a Captain, I regularly spend illogical amounts of time considering what he should wear on that day, even he mostly settles for the parade outfit, captain cap and gloves with laceup shoes

[EORhappiness]

9 Times out of 10 I am usually playing while High and completely stark naked in the middle of the night like a lonely creeper

 

 

I honestly Have no idea why people are suprised when I tell them I am a girl.

 

 

I have Honestly no clue as to what a snowflake/weaboo is

 

 

None of my Characters are attracted to female humans, and the only reason is because I find a relationship between two humans boring and dull

 

 

I know three people that play on this server irl, and see ach of them frequently however They do not know eachother and I refuse to tell any of them because I like hearing what everyone has to say behind eachothers backs The worst part is we all live in the same area, and one of them is my neighbor, None of them even know I play here.

 

 

IT actually seriously angers me that Judiasm isn't on the religion selection screen in character creation while christianity and islam are.

 

BONUS:

 

I liked the Avatar the last airbender live action film, and yes, I saw the cartoon prior to the movie

[Mofo1995]

I use a calculator to do telescience.

 

My first day on the server I uploaded WGW to the library computer and got 3-day banned for EORG.

 

I hate lab assistants with a passion. At first I tried to Role-Play being a helpful mentor, but I think after the millionth time of seeing them print guns when I tell them not to, I've become a cynical prick to them.

#NotAllLabAssistants

 

I've blown myself up with grenades twice now. No more plans for explosives research on my main character.

 

I've never been cloned.

 

I live with another player on the server.

 

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Edited December 8, 2015 by Guest

[hivefleetchicken]

9 Times out of 10 I am usually playing while High and completely stark naked in the middle of the night like a lonely creeper

 

I'm with you on the naked part but I rarely get high when playing.

I do get intoxicated a lot though lmao

 

I honestly Have no idea why people are suprised when I tell them I am a girl.

 

They're pretending to be surprised to look cute and humble because the benefits of a platonic relationship with a woman are lost on so many of these Internet folk who are too horny and socially deprived to fuck anything legal

In short, they think it'll make you like them; friend zone these people immediately.

 

I have Honestly no clue as to what a snowflake/weaboo is

 

This is the only reason I decided to quote this but for some reason decided to respond to all your other questions just to give you the full experience

A snowflake is a person who ignorantly overuses an aspect of playing in an edgy way so that their character looks unique. If someone tells you "I'm not your average blah blah", "I have a dark secret but i work as a nurse to keep myself from cutting myself" or just acts sassy to everyone in a way that's unbecoming of a workplace employee, they're a snowflake. Burn them.

A weeaboo is someone who speaks the same phrase of Japanese over and over (usually kawaii/desu/ends every name in senpai) to give off the facade that they're japanese, when their only legal identification of their nationality should be their passport to HELL.

 

None of my Characters are attracted to female humans, and the only reason is because I find a relationship between two humans boring and dull

 

Because doing the instinctually correct thing has become so worn out these days from your Internet porn

 

IT actually seriously angers me that Judiasm isn't on the religion selection screen in character creation while christianity and islam are.

 

Goyims got the server, take it back for bonus shekels

[Skull132]

I like it when certain systems, such as SOP or Directives, can be played by those who actually know them. This is why I don't like being so strict about IC things, and instead want to permit certain loopholes to be let through. There should be a reward for knowing these things!

[Guest Marlon Phoenix]

Skull and I ERP every second tuesday of the month for 17 hours in the lore chat

[LetzShake]

I really like xeno-racism as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play blatantly racist characters because they wish they could be loud racists in real life

[hivefleetchicken]

Or maybe they see that species racism is so ignored by furries that they need to step in and make things shitty for the races to balance it out

[Thundy]

I left because of drama, then realised every server has drama and came back

I wish every player liked me, even if our characters didn't get along

[EORhappiness]

I left because of drama, then realised every server has drama and came back

I wish every player liked me, even if our characters didn't get along

 

 

I-I like you as a player.

[NebulaFlare]

I left because of drama, then realised every server has drama and came back

I wish every player liked me, even if our characters didn't get along

 

Same. I flippin' abor most of your characters with TLC, but you're a pretty swell player.

 

 

I maintain an active antag hit-list for one of my characters.

...Sadly, I never get the chance to initiate attack on any of my targets >.>;

[Frances]

I really like xeno-racism as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play blatantly racist characters because they wish they could be loud racists in real life

I really like antagging as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play antagonists because they wish they could be murderous jihadists in real life

[Mofo1995]

I really like xeno-racism as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play blatantly racist characters because they wish they could be loud racists in real life

I really like antagging as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play antagonists because they wish they could be murderous jihadists in real life

I really like ERP as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play Tajarans because they wish they could be horny catbeasts in real life.

[hivefleetchicken]

I really like xeno-racism as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play blatantly racist characters because they wish they could be loud racists in real life

I really like antagging as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play antagonists because they wish they could be murderous jihadists in real life

I really like ERP as a concept but I'm beginning to suspect that some people only play Tajarans because they wish they could be horny catbeasts in real life.