The fight against lesbay.

[swat43]

And btw hivefleetchicken you'd best sleep with one eye open if ur gonna come @ me on station in ur shit and more bullshit

These streets ain't gon be safe 4 long if u catch my drift

 

That's what you wanted to say. Aye, have a nice sleep mate! ^.^

[Dreamix]

Assuming Dreamix has a point and this is all in good-humored nature; let's, for one round, all create purely lust-driven braid-maids, seduce all of the lesbians in question and break their hearts to pieces.

Edit: Seriously. Use your superior roleplaying abilities. Write poems. Make gifts. Jiggle sexy butt cheeks. Show them how virtual love is PROPERLY done, and how unforgiving and indifferent is space!

Or you could just romance yourselves off-work, using forum or private (skype, byond chat etc.) means, leaving the station for chatting about the weather and finding new work-friends, and actually working of course. Dead-hour and extended shifts aside as these can make people desperate, resorting to self-antagging and other irrational things, I can't imagine, why two employees that come to the station to work, would ever do questionable things in maintenance or in medbay's lobby, or occupying their minds with/thinking of gifts and peoms.

Fixed it for you, again.

While the shit post is going on, have another picture, because that's what the cool kids are doing

To prove my point that I REALLY give shits on what you're thinking about this all.

If you wouldn't care, you wouldn't post. Simple. Now, I will probably replying to you, since that's not going to move us anywhere further/add anything to the discussion.

[LordFowl]

Brothers, don't you see the ploy? Distraction, meant to dissuade us from the true conquest. Do not trifle yourselves with forum cleansing. The true battlefield is on the server. Fight the good fight, and once the great threat is eliminated we can deal with the auxiliary infestations. I myself have ritually shaved the head of my characters, for now I am dedicated to this cause. Death to Lesbay!

[Rechkalov]

Stuff

 

Aaaaand it just went from good-humored to pointing fingers.

You might or might have not noticed, but I don't even play your game anymore

So

You know

You can take that finger and shove it up your bum

[Serveris]

Let's ease up on the passive aggressive shitposting, please. Concerned that this thread is getting just a tad bit out of hand.

[hivefleetchicken]

Index ##004

Player:

Hivefleetchicken.

Character:

Gen One

The round begins as I, Gen One Matrix 1.78, load up my security officer gear and patrol the station. There are no admins on at the time, and I head to the holodeck to catch a needed break after a short bit of exploring.

I notice an officer with dyed hair and a Japanese name is inside the holodeck in full armor and she asks me if I wish to have fun for the sake of fun. I accept.

She and I enter the holodeck, from where I initiate a sword fight with her. I win, and before I can lift her up, another Officer with a pink floorlength braid runs in and knocks me out with two of the holodeck swords. I am continuously hit past the point of unconsciousness and on the ground, a most unsportly move, and I stand back up amidst the hitting and politely request they stop. I then am knocked down once more, and find myself pinned to a table and taking punches from them. I am now extremely worried, as I am being mobbed instead of fought fairly. "What would the honorable liggers think of such a cheating display," I ponder, before pepper spraying one of the punchers and once again asserting my request for them to stop. They do not cease, as one pulls a baton as I do. However, they had been punching me, which means they were on harm intent, and I doubt that in this now sudden act of aggression, they have considered to change such.

Fearing for my safety, I replicate their strategy and beat one of the officers down. Four clicks later, they lie on the floor with a broken skull. I hem to myself and limp out.

Before I can reach the central hall, I am beaten down from behind by the both of them, from where the one I hadn't beaten began to slam my head into a table until I was deep in critical. My face is mangled. They keep slamming. Then it hits me. No admins.

This dyke is trying to kill me.

With this realization I cut all sympathy and attempts to communicate or enter commands. I withdraw my baton and shuffle, in critical, away from the now mocking group of lesbians. A third officer arrives and joins their side, and before I know it I'm facing down a full row of officers with harm barons, as I weakly squeeze my baton's grip in my clenched fist. The joust initiates, and the world around me falls away. I see only my targets, rising, falling, bleeding, screaming, crawling, and the snapping of bones echoes in the holodeck. Crack, crack, crack.

One seizes up and falls limp as I batter her brains onto the carpet of the lounge. The second follows in death, screaming and gurgling as I place my boot on her neck and stomp. The third officer is spared, but with all of their limbs broken.

Out of nowhere, a metateam joins the server as sec, runs to the holodeck, flashbangs me, strips me of all my items and throws me in the permabrig with very little communication. They go SSD the second I'm in, and I succumb to my wounds naked shortly after. A most certain meta-move, but not one death in vain. They know now who not to fuck with.

 

Do not forget each sacrifice. And do not let our agents die in vain.

[Guest]

Let's ease up on the passive aggressive shitposting, please. Concerned that this thread is getting just a tad bit out of hand.

 

No kidding, I'm pretty sure this thread was made all in good fun.

What are you all, GAY?

[Dreamix]

Stuff

 

Aaaaand it just went from good-humored to pointing fingers.

You might or might have not noticed, but I don't even play your game anymore

So

You know

You can take that finger and shove it up your bum

Well, I'm on my phone, so it's probably going to be short. I think, you weren't directing your post/replying to anyone specific, but rather writing to the majority of players. I did likewise, considering that I probably weren't even playing at the same time as you and other veterans/long-time players were. I was just giving an advice to everyone reading/simply stating my opinion. So, you are not alone here, shoving fingers up my anything will not be necessary.

Also English is quite stupid, in my language, there is a word "you", referring to one, second person (talking directly/in-person to a "he/she"). There is also a separate word for "you", used to talk to a group of people (they).

[hivefleetchicken]

Let me just be clear in simpler words for ya then.

I dont give a single flying f**k on everyones feelings.

Never will, and never will change my mind.

 

[Mofo1995]

Stuff

 

Aaaaand it just went from good-humored to pointing fingers.

You might or might have not noticed, but I don't even play your game anymore

So

You know

You can take that finger and shove it up your bum

Well, I'm on my phone, so it's probably going to be short. I think, you weren't directing your post/replying to anyone specific, but rather writing to the majority of players. I did likewise, considering that I probably weren't even playing at the same time as you and other veterans/long-time players were. I was just giving an advice to everyone reading/simply stating my opinion. So, you are not alone here, shoving fingers up my anything will not be necessary.

Also English is quite stupid, in my language, there is a word "you", referring to one, second person (talking directly/in-person to a "he/she"). There is also a separate word for "you", used to talk to a group of people (they).

 

I don't speak Polish but I know the feeling with Russian. Ты а вы.

[CampinKiller]

Stuff

 

We are extremely impressed with the progress of the LES-COM project thus far, Commander. Your recent results have been beyond our expectations, and that is not a statement this Council makes lightly.

Remember, we will be watching.

[Lady_of_Ravens]

Stuff

 

We are extremely impressed with the progress of the LES-COM project thus far, Commander. Your recent results have been beyond our expectations, and that is not a statement this Council makes lightly.

Remember, we will be watching.

 

Facepalm and hold.

[Shadow]

Enough shitposting for now. I'll unlock this thread later today.

[Shadow]

Unlocked and moved to off-topic.

[mrimatool]

Fun fact hive, the first lesbian(bisex) character on this server was also the first CMO on this server and she was my character. And I tell you now, we will fight you in the tunnels, we will fight you in the chapel, we will kill you in the bar and we will end this war once and for all once all balds are dead...

[CampinKiller]

Hello, Commander.

It has come to this council's attention that there is an organization actively undermining LES-COM field operations, holding some...misguided sympathies for the lesbay invaders. Your previous directive to protect all straight life on Aurora has been rescinded.

[swat43]

UNITED WE STAND!

srly's people.. wtf is wrong with you.. give it a rest, will ya, ya fken lesbian hating people.. as if world shifts around you.

[Dreamix]

srly's people.. wtf is wrong with you.. give it a rest, will ya, ya fken lesbian hating people.. as if world shifts around you.

So, you really think that they hate every lesbian character and/or player, just like that, without a reason? They aren't constantly posting 0-effort posts with underage (or not) girls, just to prove whatever point they want to prove.

I believe it really is the other way. Hive, and CampinKiller are even doing a little forum roleplay-thing, and you're the only one who thinks that "world shifts around you", as you seem to want to 'have the last word/get it all your way' by having your own post with pictures (pretty shitty too, I've seen better vocaloid art) be the last, supposedly ending the discussion forever.

But, uh. I forgot:

To prove my point that i dont give to shits on what you're gona think of this.

[Guest]

To prove my point that i dont give to shits on what you're gona think of this.

 

 

Stop stealing my memes.

[swat43]

Stop stealing my memes.

 

Never mate. Dank memes live on for ever.

[Hackie]

[Guest Marlon Phoenix]

[hivefleetchicken]

 

This has been my phone background photo for a year now.

[Garnascus]

"The anime is mightier than the sword" - Albert Einstein

[hivefleetchicken]

"The anime is mightier than the sword" - Albert Einstein

 

Anime doesn't seem to have protected your friends.

We'll see if it can save you when I come.