Why don't I have a gf?

[Mofo1995]

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[Alberyk]

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[Shadow]

Ill be your big tiddy goth gf

[geeves]

9 hours ago, Alberyk said:

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fuck you alberyk

[Coalf]

 

[SatinsPristOTD]

Your waifu pillow counts, though!

[Mofo1995]

I put it (and all my figurines and statuettes) in my closet because my landlord was over working on my stuff and I didn't want them to get the wrong idea. Posters are still on the walls though.

[Doxxmedearly]

Well, you're ashamed of your waifu and hide her- that's exactly why you don't have a gf. 

[Mofo1995]

[KingOfThePing]

Don't choose a useless goddess as your waifu, you know better

[Mofo1995]

If you READ THE WIKI you would kbow my daki and statues are of Kissu-shottu acerola-orion heartu-under-bladeu.

[whiterabit]

hes not even lying

[Mofo1995]

I don't think the hot blooded iron blooded cold blooded vampire is a useless goddess, she's super useful

[KingOfThePing]

Have you tried getting a cat as a subsitute for a gf?

[Mofo1995]

Do I look like a heckin furry?

[geeves]

yes

[KingOfThePing]

I meant one of these cats:

 

Not one of the japanese ones

 

[GreenBoi]

Because you're gay. We've already established this/

[Mofo1995]

Dang bro, when were you gonna break the news to me?