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You forgot Caffeine addictions, and let's not forget the fun things known as allergies! Specifically to important Medical chemicals/tools like Inaprovaline, Bone Gel, and generally everything designed to make Medical furious.

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-Should not hold the position he/she is currently holding ................. 50

-Has bribed or slept his/her way to his/her position ....................... 100

;_;


Luna fountain is only 630, guys! (no seriously I thought she'd be way more)

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Surprisingly Inis, the blue-haired, pale, scarred, idealistic, semi-rich, religious pacifist only scoed 350.


I've always thought Inis was among the super special snowflakes.


I shudder to think what she would score if it was Apollo-Inis, there would need to be a super power section as well.


Also, phtsical disabilities? Like epilepsy, migranes, etc.

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Janet scored a 365, one snowflake for every day of the year. She got boosted by a 200-pointer, and with y'all knowing me, I think you can guess where it came from... hue...


Also, there should be a field asking if your character developed any groundbreaking technologies *coughflashclonednukeopscough*

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Cylia Tuvies - 290

Hartam Belorin - 5. That is, only after I randomly added the ''killed someone'' thing.

Terry Paulson - 45

Garry Milders - 290

Raymond Tanner - 320

Walter Duhham - 160, but would probably had something added, if blindness was included in the list

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Gonna go through most of my characters here. Couple notes as I go through this:


I find it weird how blue eyes is +10 and green is +0; Green seems more 'special' than blue to me.


Also, complexion.. I have no damn idea so I skipped that one, I don't consider any of my characters to be attractive or ugly.. My flavor text also tends to just solely be a description of color and size


Also, for human height, I based that off wikipedia's listing for averag height in the U.S.:

- Male: 176cm (5'10")

- Female: 162cm (5'4")


Tajaran eye color... Based that on common cat eye colors since nothings on the wiki about that :P


Ariana Eshlian: 180 - Not a snowflake

- Human: +0

- White: +50

- Red hair, female: +50

- Green eyes: +0

- 5'7" tall (3" taller): +0

- Age 26: +50

- Prosthetic arm: +20

- About as qualified as someone her age that went through the academy: +0

- Middle class, maybe leaning toward upper: +0

 

Jack Wolfe: 80 - Not a snowflake (Note: I havent fully fleshed out a backstory for this guy yet so things are subject to change; He's a bit bland right now)

- Human: +0

- White: +50

- Brown hair: +0

- Brown eyes: +0

- 6'1" tall (3" taller): +0

- Age 41: +0

- Has worked two different departments (Does not currently, currently assistant/ERT): +10

- Being ERT is probably snowflakey: +20

- Upper/middle class: +0

 

Katana Silvers: 100? Idk.

- IPC: +50

- Age 2 (It's an IPC, recently developed.. Errrm.. Does this apply to IPCs?): +50

Ok I give up on this one. So many things just wouldn't apply to an IPC :P

 

Kylan Hadyara: 560 - Snowflake

- Tajaran: +200

- Ivory fur (Standard for M'sai): +0

- Yellow/green (Hazel) eyes: +0

- 188cm tall (1" taller): +0

- Age 52: +0

- Prosthetic arm and leg: +40

- Assisted eyes: +50

- Colour blind (Not listed, probably snowflakey?): +10

- PTSD (Only really used/manifests during stressful or antag rounds): +50

- Addicted to cigarettes, prefers cigars: +50

- Fully qualified for his age: +0

- Works mining and security: +10

- Was in a war. He's killed people: +50

- Both parents died in the war, considering the revolutions and the death tolls, I wouldnt consider this unusual: +0

 

Miraj Zi'Ad: 360 - Semi-snowflakey

- Tajaran: +200

- Golden eyes: +0

- 157cm tall (Within average): +0

- Age 33: +10

- Mechanical heart: +50

- Debilitating fear of unathi (Typically results in freezing up, hiding, or running away): +50

- Degrees and entry level experience in Xenobiology and Chemistry; Considering her age, seems fine?: +0

- Born and raised in money, rich: +50

 

Rasine Ha'kim: 390 - Semi-snowflakey

- Tajaran: +200

- Blue-gray fur (Standard for Zhan-Khazaan): +0

- Blue eyes: +10

- 180cm tall (Within average): +0

- Age 30: +10

- Fucked up leg = limping. Not listed, but it's probably a snowflakey thing: +10

- Worked mining since she was 17. About normal for a Tajarran miner?: +0

- Still working despite assaulting a crew member (On records): +50

- Slept with 1 person from her workplace: +25

- In a lesbian relationship: +100

- I play her as being somewhere between poor/middle class: -15

 

Sairis Helosi: 155 - Not a snowflake (Bullshit. Have you seen her backstory?)

- Human: +0

- Green eyes: +0

- 5'10" (6" taller): +0

- Age 32: +10

- Prosthetic hand: +20

- Assisted eyes: +50

- Covered in cut/burn scars, Not pretty: -50

- 32 year old CE with her life career so far being engineering. Seems about right?: +0

- TECHNICALLY does not quite qualify for CE, lacks a couple years of experience: +50

- Slept with someone from the workplace: +25

- Has broken station rules to help others (Particularly, hacking doors/breaking through windows): +50

- Middle class: +0

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Green eyes are actually very uncommon. Really, white people with blue eyes wouldn't be snowflakey at all. Brown and black people actually might be more uncommon in space. At least that's what I might venture to think.

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i must ask on how many people knew that Fortune has red eyes and deep navy blue hair colour. Yes, it's a thing from now on which you just learned/knew from now on.

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Doing this one character at a time,

James, fabulously perceived IAA implanted with a loyalty implant beholding artificial intelligence that stops anything it perceives as non professional conduct

Actual Snowflake level:12/20

white +50

Tall +25

28 years old, +50

Attractive +25

Cybereyes +50

Social,sexual,self image, personality issues he deals with in destructive,delusional ways, not being able to commit suicide due to implant+50

Alcoholic, albeit being stopped from ingesting by his implant currently

Slept with a workplace person +25

Sitting on multiple paychecks +50, rich

Wears sunglasses always -10

Speech uniqueness +50

Snowflake level:410, semi snowflake

Morgana, started off as a CSI self insert

white,dyed hair,24 years old,attractive,2 cyberhands(clone,getting them back once she saves enough money), cybereyes, paranoia and personality/self image issues, wears goggles everywhere, drug addict,unique abbrasive speech, saying fuck a lot, slept with someone from workplace, been used for ERP

Snowflake actual level: 14/20

Snowflake level:740(hahaha only ten points to dangerously snowflake)

Hosea, an incompotent heavily religious love and peace promoting bald 50 year old security cadet who solves every security issue with a bible and had a traumatic past and also can't do 10 push ups without dying and is also a chaplain. Can't understand technology

old,2 old tech arms,old cybernetic eyes,ptsd and redemption preoccupation,martyr complex, wears sunglasses, has numerous small scars that he won't heal because he's technologically retarded, heavy alcoholic,underqualified as fuck,works 2 departments,excessively poor as he gives all his money away and lives in a church,unique evangelical speech

Snowflake actual level:40/20

Snowflake leve:235 not a snowflake

Dorothy, nazi-ish psychologist 85 year old grandma

white,has black sunken eyes, 85year old, ugly, wears glasses(SHE'S 85 THOUGH, +25?!),slightly insane, doesn't manifest visibly, at least not obviously, grossly over-qualified,hs killed before, numerous times

Actual snowflake level:20/20

Snowflake level:215, not a snowflake

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Houssam Jawdat - 615

Haaaaaaaaaa


Sirasairot Uaekis - 190

Nice

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Syrus Seto

~500


The social status/relationship history killed it.

Racked up like, 300 points instantly.


Praetorian

~305


Leo Wyatt

~300


Misilithais Uaekis

~345

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I quickly noted that it's actually impossible to have a character in the "not a snowflake range".


Rai is like 555. 222 more and I'd hit a jackboot.

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I got 110 as Robert.



How is being white a snowflakey attribute?

 

Check your privilege! Sis scum!


Maybe it's for just plain out extra points? The majority of characters happen to be Caucasian so I highly doubt it's nothing more than filler.

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