QUESTION: Funniest Character Name

[MASMC]

Ok, guys. I have a question for y'all. What is the Funniest Player Name that you have ever seen here on Aurora Station?

Please, don't post something from before the 'No famous names' rule. I don't want a ton of Adolf Hitlers or Anthony Davises here. I want something like Shadolf Shitler (Name thought of by me, never used.) Alright, go!

Why are you still reading this? GO POST YOUR ANSWER!!!

Edited March 23, 2016 by Guest

[Mofo1995]

GREAT GENES.

[Jennalele]

Space Fucker, Internal Affairs Agent

FURFAG DICKBAG, Shaft Miner

Parm Jean, Chef

Allahu Ackbar, Plasma Researcher

Aloha Snackbar, Plasma Researcher

^ I've seen all of these.

[Dea Tacita]

Hue Man

[SierraKomodo]

Rockfucker 9000, the posibrain'd ripley.

Challenging The Rock, diona miner

[Shadow]

Longus McShlongus

Never forget.

[Dreamix]

Fuck Tish and the boyz.

There was a second one too, but I forgot.

[CakeIsOssim]

Boost Mobile Family Plan, Assistant.

[Guest Menown]

Rules are player names. People list character names.

By definition, you've all already failed. You suck.

[Mofo1995]

Rules are player names. People list character names.

By definition, you've all already failed. You suck.

Mofo1995

[Rusty Shackleford]

Dill Dozer

GOD EMPEROR TAKATA

And don't forget BALLS MCGEE, Captain.

[Jboy2000000]

Sasha Gray, Captain

[Nanako]

Ther'es a virologist hanging around medical who goes by Norm Man

[UnknownMurder]

I saw the funniest name in my entire life... Vira Taryk. It's a funny name... Right?

[Guest]

Slaven Slavaslavov

The most slavic name ever that's actually a valid name.

[TishinaStalker]

Ther'es a virologist hanging around medical who goes by Norm Man

 

Not anymore.

[Nanako]

Ther'es a virologist hanging around medical who goes by Norm Man

 

Not anymore.

oh? What happened?

I caught him near the end of the shift leading diseased monkeys out into the lobby, Auralia went to chat with him, as Chief of Medicine. I didn't see anything from him after that

[Feorn]

Ther'es a virologist hanging around medical who goes by Norm Man

 

Not anymore.

oh? What happened?

I caught him near the end of the shift leading diseased monkeys out into the lobby, Auralia went to chat with him, as Chief of Medicine. I didn't see anything from him after that

 

Judging by the context, I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that either:

1) This person was spoken to by Tish and will no longer use rule-breaking names and no longer break the rules by releasing infected monkeys while not an antag,

or

2) Was banned.

[Guest]

Banned, actually.

Praise be.

[MASMC]

Rules are player names. People list character names.

By definition, you've all already failed. You suck.

 

Whoops. Meant to have funniest character name. Changed. Thanks for the shout, Meow!

Also, I have one, and nobody has thought of it. I'll wait for a bit though, see if anyone guesses it.

[hivefleetchicken]

Genetics Research and Experimentation Application Transmitter - Generic Employee of NanoTrasen Emulator Synthetic

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Comdom Is, Captain, has arrived on the station."

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Remove, Janitor, has arrived on the station."

[coolbc2000]

Arrivals Announcement Computer states, "Sum Tin' Wong, Chef, has completed translation from offsite gateway."