Clown Lore Developer Applications- OPEN!

[Mofo1995]

Honk honk, how do you so fellow clowns?

Clown dev applications are open! In addition to the application format, please provide a novel writing such your favorite/least favorite parts of clown lore, a proposed news article, a proposed wiki page, or just an essay on your general thoughts and feelings on clown lore. 

Happy honking!

[Scheveningen]

why would you open an application for a position you already hold

[Doxxmedearly]

9 minutes ago, Scheveningen said:

why would you open an application for a position you already hold

Because they see how hard you try for the title

[Scheveningen]

which is not a very high standard considering present company

[Mofo1995]

It was decided that I should step down from clown lore to focus on loremaster and administrating the lore team. The team and our head devs felt that holding both positions at once cause me to put too much focus and too much bias on clown lore, and that I should find someone else.

For instance, the controversial week long "Honk Heard Around the World" event arc last month raised a lot of complaints about clowns being too overpowered and their lore being too central and prominent to our server setting. It was a bold decision to reveal that all faction leaders were actually part of a secret clown cabal to control the galaxy for their own amusement, and that Miranda Trasen was actually a clown all along. I felt that it was really compelling conflict-inciting lore to have her reveal herself on station climbing out of a small clown shuttle with Hadii, Not'Zar, Jrugl, and Dorn all in clown makeup and the iconic outfits with squeaking shoes. I really felt a compelling narrative brewing when security had all their equipment replaced with water spraying flowers and bike horns to really drive it home for that week. But the server voiced their concerns and I have been forced to retcon it and take a step back from lore writing for it. I hope that my successor does it honor while still satisfying the needs of the community that I failed to meet.

[Scheveningen]

I was a little weirded out when Not'zar was later depicted showing up to a talk show in a clown suit and murdering the talk show host with a gun. So perhaps this is for the best after all

[Garnascus]

IM READY!

[Mofo1995]

18 minutes ago, Garnascus said:

IM READY!

Please follow the application format.

[BearSchwanz]

im clown.

[Garnascus]

I would not be a good clown dev if i followed a format.

[geeves]

Ckey/BYOND Username: geeve
Position Being Applied For: (Species Maintainer, Wiki Maintainer, Lore Developer, Deputy Lore developer): clown lore developer
Have you read the Lore Team Rules and Regulations wiki page?: the what?
Past Experiences/Knowledge: unfortunately
Examples of Past Work:

Additional Comments: i will only accept this post if it gets me into headchat, don't @ me

[Lmwevil]

+1 geeves asked me for his support

 

also my app soonTM

[Butterrobber202]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393573017374031873/749619104322814002/image0.png

 

pretty upset you tried to remove me from my role without so much as a message. I’ll be contacting the head administrator 

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[Zelmana]

my applacayhsin.