Custom item - 5 million credit charge card

[Marlon P.]

Hello, i would think it improves rp if i can buy pizza from cargo. But i only have 400 credits in my account. I can buy more pizza and therefore have more rp.

Then again i set my wealth to "well off" but only have 700 credits when I spawn in as this vaurca janitor. So this might actually be a bug issue? 

[Garnascus]

Accepted

[Zundy]

Accepted

[Arrow768]

Invalid Format.
You need to specify for what character you want that item.

Edit: You can find the proper format here: 

 

Edited September 17, 2021 by Arrow768
Added link to proper format

[Butterrobber202]

57 minutes ago, Arrow768 said:

Invalid Format.
You need to specify for what character you want that item.

Edit: You can find the proper format here: 

 

historical troll

[Marlon P.]

1 hour ago, Arrow768 said:

Invalid Format.
You need to specify for what character you want that item.

Edit: You can find the proper format here: 

 

Sorry

BYOND Key: MarlonPhoenix

Discord Username: Dastur Phoenix#9616

Character Name: Rhazakal Rhazajun

Item Name: 5 million credits

Item Function(s): Purchasing goods and services

Item Description: It's 5 million credits

Why is your character bringing this item to work?: To buy lunch from cargo without one pizza totally wiping him out, and to provide a lot of RP by giving pizza to other crew members. Maybe even some party supplies.

How did your character obtain this item?: He withdrew it from his other bank account that doesn't work on the Aurora.

What value does this item have to your character, and what story does it tell?: It has a value of approximately 5 million credits, and it tells a story of how my character has lived a very frugal life until now.

Sprites: already in-game.

Additional Comments: thank you for reading my application.

[Arrow768]

What a stellar application.
I have no choice but to accept it.
The item should be available the next time you join

[Marlon P.]

It's working now; I've spawned with it. Thank you!

[Marlon P.]

Hello, I'd like to report a bug with the custom item.

 

Quote

 

Rhazakal Rhazajun asks, "Have you seen two skrrrrell?"

Fehra Maskini says, "Uuuh, I can see 'em forra price."

Rhazakal Rhazajun holds up 5000000 credit chip. Take a closer look.

Fehra Maskini says, "Wh'-"

 

they ended up refusing the deal. this is an example of what happened. i tried to buy many things with the credits but  they kept saying it was not enough. But the following also happened...

Quote

 

Rhazakal Rhazajun asks, "Have you seen two well drrrressed skrrrell?"

Rhazakal Rhazajun asks, "Have you seen two well-dressed skrell recently?"

Gunter Frostcutter says, "I dont know."

Gunter Frostcutter says, "Maybe."

 Rhazakal Rhazajun says, "I see."

Rhazakal Rhazajun says, "Let me ask in a language morre... Suited to you."

You hold out the Red Gaia hot coco to Gunter Frostcutter, waiting for them to accept it.

You give Gunter Frostcutter a the Red Gaia hot coco.

Gunter Frostcutter says, "Yeah, I did."

 

I think this is a bug, that hot coco is worth more than 5 million credits. Thank you for reading this post.

Edited September 18, 2021 by Marlon P.

[Lmwevil]

hideously broken, nobody wants credits??

[Arrow768]

I do not believe that this is a bug.
Not everyone can be bought like a Austrian politician.

[Scheveningen]

Political

[Butterrobber202]

On 17/09/2021 at 21:54, Scheveningen said:

Political

no politics in #general

[Marlon P.]

I still have the item and it's working well. An antag saw it and immediately bee-lined to me to take it from me, and I was able to negotiate a trade in goods and services where I died and he got the money. It is generating a lot of RP when I use it. Unfortunately I haven't been able to buy a pizza with it yet because I keep getting mugged when I am trying to walk to cargo since everyone knows I have it. But I will get there eventually. Thank you!

Edited September 21, 2021 by Marlon P.

[Butterrobber202]

25 minutes ago, Marlon P. said:

I still have the item and it's working well. An antag saw it and immediately bee-lined to me to take it from me, and I was able to negotiate a trade in goods and services where I died and he got the money. It is generating a lot of RP when I use it. Unfortunately I haven't been able to buy a pizza with it yet because I keep getting mugged when I am trying to walk to cargo since everyone knows I have it. But I will get there eventually. Thank you!

you have to be careful walking around cargo at night

[Arrow768]

I have been informed by a trusted source that this custom item application is not real and has been posted in the off topic section of the forum.
Without the diligent work of this trusted source I would have never noticed this grievous error. 
Given that this was posted in a incorrect section of the forum I regretfully have to remove this custom item.
However I encourage you to re-apply for it via the correct sub-forum.
 

Spoiler

 

[Skull132]

Holy shit. I actually burst out laughing at whoever posted that Discord post. Jfc get a clue, folks.

[Arrow768]

For those who didnt get to see the item in all its glory:
Here it is:

[Butterrobber202]

53 minutes ago, Arrow768 said:

For those who didnt get to see the item in all its glory:
Here it is:

defacing currency are we comrade? The Commissar will hear of this.

[AnselmKonrad]

Single handedly one of the best custom items and posts in general I've seen. A good laugh.