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Okay, I just want to know, what in the fuck do you want from me. How about you fucking read what I wrote. Creepy is SUBJECTIVE. YOU define this looc remark as creepy. YOU. YOURSELF find this creepy. You, Burger, find this creepy. What isnt fucking acceptable behaviour? Holy shit. Im telling you people are different. You think its creepy, I think its cute. Im not shoving "Fuck you this isnt creepy, deal with it!" down your throat Some people like dick, some people dont. Some are DEATHLY afraid of spiders, some are not. Some love life, some hate life. People are DIFFERENT, this will never fucking change. As long as there are humans, there will be DIFFERENT FEELINGS AND OPINIONS ON EVERYTHING. But if one person's definition of a thing is absolute and how this one person feel about said thing is applied to EVERYONE, then Im uncomfortable with you posting complaints. Please stop.

Sprites are aaaaaaaaaaaalmost done!

I appreciate all you precious dorks! Lets make 2020 a great one! <3333

Blessed be

All my love for this. The range can be as smol as it is right now if its CONSTANT. It would be the bigget fucking QoL upgrade for broken shit under the floor.

Yes you engaged them, with a screwdriver. And yknow, not with the crisis module as you were ordered to. And with that. Complaint concluded. Locking and archiving.

You must maintain character at ALL TIMES. No suiciding to leave the round (ghost or use cryogenic storage), and no random grief at round end. Avoid chucklefucking. You are slaved to the AI. Do as you're told. Additionally, keep your character's goals in mind. For example, as security, during a traitor round, your goal is not to catch traitors, but ensure the safety of the station and provide assistance as needed. Again, slaved to the AI. Do. As. You're. Told. And from the synth wiki: As a Cyborg, you are a type of Station-bound synthetic designed to serve the crew of the NSS Aurora, much like the station's AI. You are an extension of the AI and are required to do anything it asks (within reason). <---- The "Within reason" part does not apply to malfborgs. So take your pick!

So the ugly truth of malf is that you, as a borg, can go fuck yourself half the time. The AI is the primary antagonist, and as such, it can use its unquestionably loyal slaves to further its goals without much care for their well-being. Now, that doesnt mean it can just order you to your death 4noraisins, because that would break rule #1. A slaved malfborg should only care what its master wants, and execute its command to the absolute best of its ability. And I fail to see this happen here at all. It is NOT your job to provide interesting roleplay and fun for people. That is on the AI, and you should enforce its will. It is NOT your job to question if an order from the AI is valid. You are its slave, do as you're told. It is NOT your job to circumvent your orders and do what YOU think is best. Again, do as you're told. You are NOT the judge of what gimmick is good or valid. You sit on a FRACTION of the information the AI does. The AI does not need YOUR permission for anything. Slaves have no rights, do as you're god damn told. That being said, I get the festering shitpool of distress and worry that might have happened as no staff was there to help you out, but I find it greatly concerning that you find it hard to follow basic rules of escalation with each order given without being given explicit permission by staff to do things the AI told you to. I really dont know what else to tell you here. If shit like this happens and staff is fucking gone, go to cryo. Noone will fault you for dodging an unnecessary shitfest and dumbass complaints such as this one. If everything is shit, and noone can help you. Walk. Away. Perhaps UM was a shitmalf, but not shit enough to warrant administrative action. You, however, broke the rules, and for such, you will recieve a note. The complaint is considered resolved, and I will axe it tomorrow. If you disagree with it, you know the way to the staff complaint section.

Could probably do more with plastic. Noone uses plastic much. Plastic frame, glass, metal rods, wires, more glass, crowbar to complete it?

You come to my fucking doorstep, leave this shit here and expect not to be roasted in the fiery depths of hell...... Seriously though, you seem pretty chill, even if we havent interacted mucho mucho. But I wish you the best of luck with your application, and I hope you have a great day!

Archiving then!

Hewwo bby, I will finish this for you.

Dont you mean, human hide doors. Just make them an unused novelty item you can sell for profit and not make ridiculous things of. Or yknow, just have their function be chair padding

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Considering adminbus doesnt give two shits about layering as far as I know (You can just buildmode non-tiled plates on empty space), so maybe one could get an item like this that does such to the above level? Like a reverse hoist that applies airless plating. Sit it down, click to extend, click to apply plate (If applicable. Gives error if shit is there) and click again to retract/pack up.

I love this, but I have one biggus concernus. Although I want to put great trust in people, I feel that some of the more crafty people would use this to meta. People ready up with their role on display, but it doesnt add up with the manifest?? Now its time to play pin the antag on how many are missing and which preferences they have on and we can reliably guess our way to what antag mode it is. Although this only applies to outside antags, I fear it might still happen. I also know people can somewhat do this now aswell, but.. I unno. Am I seeing an issue where there is none?

HAPT drones! Comes in angry red colors, can floor you in one hit and has a specialized tool that pierces and boils your brain to soup for a super quick kill! Because cmon, HAPT deserves this! They are our unsung heroes, our very own squad of angry Judge Dredds. Bring our heroes sidekicks to kick sides with!

Would it be possible to have all space tiles outside the windows at the elevator access? Not ashy turf, just pure space. Makes a lil more hazardous and the windows a little less.. Pointless?

I like the idea, although maxed suit sensors should allow for automatic tracking as it normally does. Besides, if you dont have sensors on, thats on your head!

Can we have more turrets?

Ive seen this being said by a few people, and this cannot soley be put on malf. The staff complaints that would be contesting perma jobbans would be neverending if we handed out bans left and right for peace antagging and unintentionally bad/uninteresting rounds that does infact violate the rules on antaggery.

Whats wrong with fursonas

Take care precious kitty, ily ❤️

That could be interesting for sure!

People say this for almost all gamemodes As for the rest, there was some chatter about something called mutiny, which as I understood it, was rev but with set objectives? Random shit being in short supply could be nice though (For any gamemode maybe)