Coalf

HEY FUCKNUGGETS I MADE A WAIFU CONTEST NOW TOO http://www.strawpoll.me/12921974 http://www.strawpoll.me/12921974 http://www.strawpoll.me/12921974 STOP COMPLAINING YOUR CHARACTER IS NOT THERE I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

HELLO MY PEOPLE Since I am an impatient little shit I decided to end the contest, TODAY Now third place was to be claimed by Uwasv Guwan, Jack Mitchell and Dylan Sutton but they all got 3 votes (Mom, Themselves and their waifu) So I decided to decide the only fair way I know. DWARF FORT FIGHTS!!! The playoff's were as follows. Dylan Sutton and Jack Mitchell were at a stalemate as they always beat each other to shit and passed out. Dylan Sutton massacred Uwasv Guwan as he broke both his legs and shattered his skull. Jack Mitchell lost to Uwasv as his artery was torn with a well placed bite. So I decided they'd fight a dragon, they all lost. At my wits end I knew who would decide, Shogun 2 the game known for it's dueling. So I set out to create a fair battle with a unit representing each person perfectly. Dylan was represented by Kyoto Police and won both times! Jack was represented by Great Guard and won once against Uwasv Uwasv was represented by spear wielding Shimazu Warrior Monks he lost two times. Now since people will bitch about unit count I decided to make a third and final decider. I analyzed their dicks. Dylan Sutton: Jack Mitchell: Uwasv Guwan: FIRST PLACE:Faysal Al-Shennawi with 7 votes! SECOND PLACE:Flaming Hearts something something with 5 votes! THIRD PLACE:Dylan Sutton with 3 votes and a 2 wins and 1 tie in play-off's. Honorable mentions: Jack Mitchell 3 votes Uwasv Guwan 3 votes Senri Ishikawa (RIP) 2 votes Avery Bell (Leo Wyatt) 2 votes Ash Lacroix (insert smug face here) 2 votes Leo Wyatt (Avery Bell) 2 votes Rob Oster 0 votes Mark Syion 0 votes I want to thank all who took part and I hope you're still tooned in because later today there will be a hunger games contest to see who takes fourth place! The site is a piece of shit and deleted my progress. Bitchin'

Since everyone actually voted so fucking fast I'll give the results tommorow because I have no patience. Also next will be waifu poll so prep your suggestions

That's right, all we hear is "Waifus! Waifus!" But what about our girl and gay playerbase? Well I decided to make a strawpoll, vote on or vote all only on husbando shall come out on top! http://www.strawpoll.me/12917547/r http://www.strawpoll.me/12917547/r http://www.strawpoll.me/12917547/r MEH THE GEAMS BEGUIN

You heard it here folks, Tajara species is dead thanks to Pepsi. We have no idea what happened but we do have an artistic rendition of the event. Warning, not for the weak of heart.

Numero uno rule. The magnum opus of rules. The head honcho of rules. Never and I mean never ever, walk in the central hallway with help intent on, don't show anyone you're some kind of a beta bitch that can be pushed around, remember kids, keep your disarm on, walk safe.

BYOND Key: Coalf Character Names:Squid, Cat, Human, Robot? Species you are applying to play: Snake people What color do you plan on making your first alien character (Dionaea & IPCs exempt): Green Have you read our lore section's page on this species?: No fuk u Please provide well articulated answers to the following questions in a paragraph format. One paragraph minimum per question k Why do you wish to play this specific race: I like 'em Identify what makes role-playing this species different than role-playing a Human: You get to be all scaly Character Name:Slither Von Slithering Please provide a short backstory for this character, approximately 2 paragraphs he was a warrior when he was born then he was a surgeon and also cinsts hes suprs smart and can do kung fu which is snake-fu backwards. What do you like about this character? he's snake How would you rate your role-playing ability? 5 pineapples out of 25 pizza's I WAS TOTALY FIRST THO Notes:PRANKED BRO

I agree, although you can retract your hardsuit shoes, bare feet don't produce any sound. But it would be weird as shit for a barefoot ninja to be running around, plus it slows you down.

Honestly? I'm not feeling the backstory, it's done in a very boring cliche way to me and although you went very artsy very small portion of information was provided. Why'd he make it? Was it some kind of his perversion? Was it supposed to be a statement? Why would NT purposefully hire someone who is known to "Rank" people not according to their rank and role but according to their gender? That to me is on the same level as hiring someone who's only quirk is being racist. Why would he even release it? IPC's are very expensive from what I remember. How did he pay for it? Where did he get the money? Just who was the doctor that he managed to get 1) Education to develop an advanced intelligent algorythm that was capable of friendship and feeling ALONE, 2) Get enough experience to create an IPC body. 3) Have enough connections for NT to allow him to upload the Posi algorythm into their downloadable database. 4) Acquire enough dosh to build the robot his body. He might have been an eccentric scientist but then why is he allowed to upload a borg intelligence to NT? If he was just a genius in his field then where did he get the money? In the end, why? Tricky you're an amazing roleplayer and although I disagreed with you on multiple points regarding cult nothing is going to make me think you aren't an amazing roleplayer, but that being an amazing roleplayer isn't going to carry you through this application. You have such well developed characters, Yumi Yotin where you were capable of showing that having childhood trauma is an actual disability instead of an excuse to trigger a PTSD episode and become a rambo. Jiro who's a great old Santa character and although I haven't interacted with him that much just from those few interactions I loved them. Gizro's, Raf'lqa, Eitzashazh and others are well developed and rounded characters. So why this? It's not only bad it actually feels like a joke character placed here to test if Cake as the new lorewriter has good judgement. I actually thought this wasn't your application, I thought this was made by some 2 week newbie so much so I skipped over this THREE TIMES. You're SOOOOOO much better than this Tricky, don't deface yourself like this it's a mockery of what you can actually do and I believe you can do great things. Realize that whitelist isn't here not only to make a character, it's also here to show the lorewriter how much knowledge on the species you have and how exactly do you plan to represent them. And honestly mate this is a joke and I sincerely hope it is. I'm sorry if I sound way too harsh and I probably do, but I just can't politely say how much I'm dissapointed in this character Tricky you're better than this. -1 from me.

Prate, prate you worthy bait so you finally did it huh? You madman. I read over the app and let me say the bad first and the pleasant later. You're not that great at prose, although your backstory has what it needs, it lacks an artists touch. Sentences are kinda plastered over each other and it's generally hard to read and not because of broken english but because of the weird phrasing, you switch perspectives often and that can be somewhat confusing. Now the good thing is I know you're an amazing Roleplayer and I've had plenty of fun with you, Sovno is a great person to have around and even though I hate borgs I hate you slightly less. Second I love your "Why do you wish to play a specific race", a lot of people think that if they put in "yeah lore wahtever" that they're going to get a free pass but you actually didn't put much about the lore and isntead explained how Tajara differ on-station, it's pretty widely know that Tajara stick together the most and I like how you described it here, to me it reminds me of actual war refugees who tend to integrate very slowly into society mostly sticking to their own kind. But your cat is not busty enough 0/10 would not bang +1 from me.

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I've had quite the amount of interactions with Snoopy and I have to say they are quite top. And even though I don't have any regards to your character I do have a few points to make about you as a player and your previous characters. Calm down with the memes , yeah it's funny but a few times you were quite close to the bwoink line and although I can appreciate a good joke it can get a bit, well stale from one player. Also one big prop I have to give to snoops in the end is the fact that when he's playing his security cat he actually attempts to talk to semi-hostile antags instead of going in with the flashbangs+.45 gundown, don't see many sec officer's willing to take the risk just for some extra RP and I can respect that. All in all a good player. +1 but holy shit dud deathnote is like the most normalfag animu get sum taste bruh

I played with Seb, he's a cool guy but a few things. How did Samiya's family remain neutral in such a conflict? Surely the previous monarchy used police force to enforce their rule. How did Samiya reach NanoTrasen? Why would PRA let her go if she was such an excellent officer? Surely she must have done a few missteps for them to consider her "Not PRA worthy". Was she ever part of a Njarir bust? Surely she or atleast her family must have been involved in weeding out the Njarir nobles. Thank you in advance.

I support what Berry said, I'd rather see this in the custom loadout, maybe add a red and blue variant. The hipster glasses are in the loadout too so why not the full hispter getup? Traitor

You have activated my counter-trap card. Red shows blood and death, REASON BEING, Robots cannot show passion or love. Green symbolizes growth and life, something robots can bring forth into the world. Me: 2 - You: 0 *un-sheats katana* Well it appears that you have gambled and lost, there is over five hundred mentions of color red in the holy bible while the color green is only mentioned three hundred times, *teleports behind u* to add insult to injury Red Cross is an organization that helps all people in need, meanwhile green is the color that a certain country is often depicted with, Ireland and as we all know, your IPC isn't Irish. Pssh...pathetic. So clearly red flannel is superior to green flannel, nothing personell...kid.

Well it appears you have activated my trap card, as green clearly symbolises disgust and vomit meanwhile red symbolises passion and love.

I'd help you out here. But what kind of person chooses green flannel when red flannel is clearly superior?

Exactly what the title says, flash-bangs have no reason to be in the default load-out of every security officer on the station. Flash-bangs are tactical, breach and clear thrown explosives that serverto blind and disorientate the foe so that he cannot directly fire at the breaching officer. There is 0 reason for a common, patrolling security officer to have a flash-bang on him. There are currently 17 (1 in each sec locker, 7 in the common armory box, 4 in the vendor). That means your normal security officer can get his hands on 17 flash-bangs and a random cadet can grab 4 from the vendor, this makes no sense, why do cadets get access to a flash-bang but not a pepper spray is beyond me. And currently, thanks to flash-bangs there is zero reason for using teargas grenades, thanks to flash-bangs being in every officers security belt there are zero barfights, thanks to flash-bangs there is no reason to hold a hostage as a common security officer can drop you on his random ass patrol through the station. "But they're tactical, and security is trained in tactical combat" Exactly, there is a place for tactical things, the armory. "But you can throw them back" The timer can be set to a single second or instant explosion so you have no chance. "But they can blow up in their hand" Yes and they can also click on themselves with a gun, this is not a weakness, this is a weakness of the player not the flashbang, we don't say LWAP's are weak because a player can't aim. "But they aren't useful all the time" They are useful in crowd situations, in breaching situations (where they are supposed to be used), in single armed target situations, in hostage situations and blob which their tear apart. Now there are a few situations where flashbangs are not good. Target has a hardsuit/voidsuit helmet. (Flash, Pepper spray, Teargas grenades also become useless) Target is an IPC. (Flash, Taser, Baton, Pepper spray, Teargas grenade, Rubbers also become useless) Target is too close to you. (Teargas grenades, Taser also become useless) You can't throw inside the room without getting yourself killed. (All methods become useless) Now I don't want the flash-bang completely removed, I simply think that there is no reason for a private patrolling officer to have a flash-bang on him at all times, if they face a tactical situation they go to the armory to arm up, that's why the flash-bangs should be there. Call this salt, you most likely will, but deep down in your heart you know the only reason you want to keep your flash-bangs is because they make plenty of situations a matter of two clicks instead of actually having to form a plan.

Recently I've been witnessing people just not knowing about their mechanics when they play a certain species and I myself think the wiki is a bit lax on these things, thus I'd like to make this as a open suggestion thread where you submit your tips, tricks and other tweaks you figured out for a certain species you play and love to help other plays accustom to the playstyle. Please don't be shy to comment, I'll be editing this guide to fit your requests. IPC's BASELINE - You cannot be a Captain, HoS, HoP or the IAA. - You get your own robotics language, remember Borgs and the AI can speak that language too. - You can wear normal human softsuits and voidsuits. -You can easily disregard all pain as you don't feel it, but remember that every IPC seeks to preserve and protect its shell. -You cannot be flashed, batoned, tasered and flashbanged, but remember that this makes you a target for lethal take-downs as security is not going to endanger themselves to arrest a robot. - Classic batons work on IPC's. - You get flat 20% brute resist. - You can inject/draw liquids into/from your body,non damaging chemicals won't do anything, you are simply a big beaker, you can hold up to 1000 units, use this to brew cheese. - You cannot eat, if you feel hunger click on an APC with grab intent instead, this has a low chance of damaging you, thus you can use the cyborg recharger instead. - IPC's are damaged by high heat and vacuum, so don't put on armor and suits without grabbing a suit cooling module first. - Suit cooling modules can be printed in prolathes or found in the EVA storage, remember the basic battery barely lasts 5 minutes, put a better one in there. - In turn you don't need an oxygen tank, can easily ignore plasma and cannot be poisoned. - Radiation, Toxin, Oxygen damage does not exist for you. - You cannot repair yourself instead you rely on help of others, Welding tools fix brute and cables fix burn. - EMP blasts will no longer instakill you but they still do a lot of damage, avoid them. - Sprinting raises your temperature very quickly and drains your battery, don't do it too often. - IPCs cannot be ERT troopers. - IPCs cannot be cloned, but can often be brought back from death by repairing. - An IPC will burn for up to 3:00 minutes until death. INDUSTRIAL -Same as above, except you are bigger and tougher trading speed for strength. SHELL - You are squishier than Baseline but still tougher than a human. - You can look exactly like a human, use this to your advantage. SKRELL -You don't slip, laugh at inferior species that slip. - Your age limit is much higher and so is your int limit, Skrell are one of the species that can easily be skilled at multiple departments and have more than one or two PhD's, laugh at the inferior species that have the age of a dog. - You can breathe underwater (Useless), laugh at the inferior species that cannot. - You cannot consume animal protein, avoid all meaty foods, laugh at the inferior species for their primitive eating habits. - Skrell only need to modify helmets as their tentacles don't fit but can wear normal human suits, laugh at inferior species for not being able to wear your helmets. - You get custom language, laugh at the inferior species that don't get it. - You can be any role, even captain, laugh at inferior species that can't. A Skrell will burn for up to 3:00 minutes until death. TAJARA NORMAL(Hharar, Njarir) - You walk faster than anyone else. - You catch on fire easier and if you're wearing too much clothing you will get messages about being uncomfortable, right click on your jumpsuit and roll it down to stop that, remember wear a shirt or a tank-top. - You are somewhat resistant to cold. - You take 15% more damage from brute. - Your clawed hands do bonus damage and can cause bleed, do not box with humans. - Tajara get two additional languages, Siik'Maas and Siik'tajr, Siik'tajr is part sign language thus you can't use it over radio - You cannot wear human gloves or shoes. - You don't actually see better in the dark. - You cannot be a captain but you can be a HoS, CMO, CE, IAA or HoP. - All tajara talk in third person and roll their R's in Basic but are free to not roll R's in Siik'Maas. - You cannot wear human softsuits and softsuits, they have to be modified to fit your tail. -A Tajara will burn for up to 3:00 minutes until death. M'SAI - You are somewhat faster than a normal Tajara - You are somewhat squishier than a normal Tajara - You get to speak Nal'Rasan a special silent hunter language - Same as above. - Can't hold their alcohol as well as a normal Tajara. - Able to deal with warmer temperatures slightly better than a normal Tajara. - Deals with colder temperatures slightly worse than a normal Tajara. - Less Stamina. ZHAN'KHAZAN - You are taller and bulkier. - In turn somewhat slower, both mentally and in terms of agility. - Same as normal Tajara. - Can hold their alcohol as well as humans - Able to deal with colder temperatures slightly better than normal Tajara - Deals with warmer temperatures slightly worse than nomral Tajara - More Stamina UNATHI - You get 20% brute reduction but are a bit slower - Your sprint is an extreme burst of speed over a short distance, you have the fastest sprint - Male Unathi can break cuffs - You can devour simple mobs, you have to be next to the mob and neither of you can move. - You deal bonus damage with claws, can cause bleed and have a bonus chance of knocking people down. - You get your own language titled Sintha'Unathi, got an older language called Sinta'azaziba, basically the same as sign/word language. - You are resistive to fire, Unathi can burn up to 6 minutes without any protection but are vulnerable to cold, don't worry space is not cold but vacuum will still cause damage, avoid the freezer and AI upload. - You are immune to carpotoxin thus can eat carp, even spiders and bears. - Normal human alcohol is poisonous to you, instead you get your own special brands. - Unathi hiss when pronnouncing thingssss in basssic. - On station you get a special suit, a breacher suit, only you can prevent fore- I mean wear the suit, it has one of the highest armor caps in the game but slows you down to a crawl and limits your vision to 8 tiles, use this when engaging in melee. - You have to modify softsuits and softsuits to wear them. - You are restricted from the position of Captain. - A unathi can burn up to 6:30 minutes with no protection until death, DIONEA - You are very slow, even when sprinting. - You feed on light and die in the dark, do not enter darkness. - One splash from plant-b-gone can kill you, avoid at all costs. - You don't take radiation damage, Toxins or oxygen damage. - You regenerate health very quickly and can even when at the bring of death to escape as a nymph. - As a nymph you need to eat plenty of food or suck the blood of your co-workers to grow back into a full grown Dionea, by doing that you can even learn their special language. - By splitting and re-building you can grow back lost limbs. - You can survive in space without a softsuit or an oxy tank. - You do not process chemicals, thus you can't be poisoned but don't receive positive effects either. - Cold damages you, even cryotreatment. - You cannot be cloned. - Your special language is called Rootsong. - Dionea are very slow, even in their speech, it's up to you how to RP slow speech. - Dionea can be heads of staff but only the CE, RD or CMO. -Dionea don't give a fuck about fire. Vaurcae This is the species I have the least knowledge on, thus take everything with a grain of salt. -You are weak to EMPs. -Flashes can blind you permanently. - You have 50% brute resists thanks to your exoskeleton, but this makes bleeding much deadlier. - You have a special language called Hivenet, you can communicate at any range with other Vaurcae! - You can use a special bite verb when you grab a mob to cause massive amounts of damage. - Contrary to popular belief you can get cloned. - You breathe phoron. - You only eat Kois which also slightly refills your Phoron storage. - You can go outside without a suit. - You are resistant to radiation. - You are immune to phoron. - You take bonus damage from fire, burning up in only 1:30 minutes. - There are two subspecies but the only difference is slight adjustments of stats and slight visual difference. - Vaurcae cannot be heads. - When a Vaurcae is cloned, they don't have their mechanical organs and must rely on plasma internals. -Vaurcae can burn for up to 1:30 minutes until death. HUMAN -You're a human, you don't need mechanics. Edit number 1: Thanks Mofo and Fire and Glory Edit number 2: Thanks Lohikar and Canon Edit number 3:Thanks Jen and Lohikar, again.

After witnessing admins firsthand I must disagree with your list and suggest this instead. Headmins > God Complex Pimary admins > Domestic Violence Secondary admins > Narcissistic personality disorder

I have no strong feelings one way or the other but I must support Pyro in this. As a head rev that round we opted for a peaceful protest in cargo, shutting down any cargo deliveries or mining, effectively seizing their means of production. To his defense some of the revs were armed with weapon BUT not visibly, most of the weapons were hidden away and were haphazardly constructed stuff such as Hatchets, kitchen knives and one I think had a katana. What suprised me when I, a heard rev wanted to speak to the captain, he agreed to my demands and told me to walk out of cargo and have a talk with him, I went, without a weapon or support and as I approached the captain to talk. He pulled out a baton and beat me down, if it were not for the revs looking out the window I would have probably been dragged away. This escalated the situation to massive levels as revs just ran out of cargo directly attacking the captain with whatever they could find, the rest of what Pyro described happened after that incident when we once again re-fortified in cargo. Also I think there were some issues with cyborgification of suspected revs? But take that with a grain of salt as I don't remember all the details.

But that's the charm of it. Big, buff, slow and ugly IPCs, working in the mines and fixing hulls. You could just choose baseline. I take everything back they're buttfuck ugly.

Fun fact: Technically, only the CMO or captain can order a DNC. Security doesn't have the authority, not even the HoS. True, but from a logical perspective cloning someone who went full postal in bar is really dumb.