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so i don't like how the steak looks in this game. it's terrible. it's bad. it looks...orange?

so i resprited it. along with this resprite, i propose: steak fills you up way more. like, near, if not full, hunger. at least 3/4 hunger should be filled up. it's ridiculous that you can use a fork to finish a steak in two bites. like, are we serving 3 oz itty bitty bois?

give us big ol slabs of meat that are actually filling. i can recover all of my hunger with a salad and carrot fries but not a fucking steak? like what the hell?

also obvs i want it to look good. i went out to eat steak today and it was so goddamn good. i wanted to cry. i did, a little bit. it was literally the closest thing i've ever had to a religious experience and i am not kidding. the current steaks make steak look like...lazy chef cookin.

like, i get it. we're so edgy and everything in space sucks and there's no such thing as fun or nice things. but really just like no? can we please just have tasty-ass nice steaks that look good like a real steak would? you fire up any ol slab of meat and i'll go pig wild on that shit guaranteed. there's no way the current steaks came from any kind of animal. like yuck????

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Add as a gourmet recipe maybe? I like making steak sandwiches out of the smaller, shittier cutlet so it would be cool to have both.

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I'd say replace the current steak with what you suggested (along with the nutriment buff), have the old sprite be used for a 'Salisbury Steak' for those lazier chefs who dig the 'I went with less effort' aesthetic.

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On 29/09/2019 at 09:30, Carver said:

I'd say replace the current steak with what you suggested (along with the nutriment buff), have the old sprite be used for a 'Salisbury Steak' for those lazier chefs who dig the 'I went with less effort' aesthetic.

this has all of my yes

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34 minutes ago, L_Nacho_Chaos_L said:

Ok but also add levels of doneness for steaks.

anything other than medium rare is wrong sorry

jokes aside: why would that matter? i hope I'm not coming across as rude and i promise it's not my intention, just genuinely curious.

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14 hours ago, Natiform said:

anything other than medium rare is wrong sorry

jokes aside: why would that matter? i hope I'm not coming across as rude and i promise it's not my intention, just genuinely curious.

Because:

1. This steak looks like fish when you try to eat it. I don't want the steaks to always look like fish.

2. Realism.

3. Cuz why not?

4. There is no fourth reason.

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5 hours ago, L_Nacho_Chaos_L said:

Because:

1. This steak looks like fish when you try to eat it. I don't want the steaks to always look like fish.

2. Realism.

3. Cuz why not?

4. There is no fourth reason.

1. i am so sorry that this is what fish looks like to you. are you okay? do you need help?

2. i will accept this only under the pretense that steak cooked any other way doesn't fill you as much

3. fair

4. this is fun. i like lists

 

4 hours ago, Coalf said:

It appears the steaks have been raised.

bad 0/10

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2 hours ago, Natiform said:

2. i will accept this only under the pretense that steak cooked any other way doesn't fill you as much

23 hours ago, Natiform said:

anything other than medium rare is wrong sorry

I sincerely hope you mean rare (or better yet, blue rare), anything else is overcooked and inedible.

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I can put it in but coding it to be filling AF will require some mental gymnastics from rebalancing raw MEAT and also coding in bite sizes

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it's literally getting implemented right now, it's pretty *well done* but it's *rare* that stuff like this gets implemented

it's such a medium rare steak beef chicken cutlet mashed potato i think i'm having a stroke help me gravy

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