Dung. We don't need it, but I want it.

[NerdyVampire]

For the love of dung, bear with me.

Imagine if the uncrated animals we got; cows, goats, chicken, adhomian monstrosities.. excreted once in a while. A small recoloured grey goo item. You step in it and you leave brown footprints. You touch it your gloves turn brown, if you throw it people get mad. Sounds icky right?

Well it should, but I kinda think it would make sense and add a humorous way for gardeners and assistants to low-level antag when leaving them our of their proper pens. It disappears if on grass, it can be scooped up with a shovel, it can be added to the biogenerator, it would be neglect of duty to keep animals in the halls and not.. pick up.

Now is this reasonable for an HRP server? I actually think it is.. it would encourage proper husbandry when dealing with animals, it would make animals more fun in general and less passive nonsensically sized creatures. And how wouldn't you like to have a pissed of hydroponicist throw a piece of dung at you with their brown gloves?

Cmmand pets can be excluded, or better yet we add a sandbox in their room which can absorb it. What do you all think? Also, if no one likes it we can pretend it was a joke xD (though I actually want it)

Edited December 16, 2021 by NerdyVampire

[Carver]

One step closer to a return to the Brown Age of SS13. While I can't say no to that out of pure nostalgia for classic poo code, I'm not entirely sure toilet humour fits Aurora very well.

[Kintsugi]

Absolutely not. We don't need feces on the server, let alone represented mechanically, thank you.

Edited December 16, 2021 by DanseMacabre

[wowzewow]

Fits well in Goon and other LRP servers. Not on Aurora.

 

We could just handwave it and make animals mysteriously drop fertilizer bottles. But that would be a little immersion breaking

Edited December 16, 2021 by wowzewow

[Faye <3]

i don't want to be in-game and have shit thrown at me, no ty.

[geeves]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[Caelphon]

Okay I know I'm supposed to not shit post but @Faye <3 that made me laugh so fucking hard. Peak comedy. Also, we'd get weird invidiuals with scat fetishes, so let's avoid that. 

[KingOfThePing]

2 hours ago, Faye &lt;3 said:

i don't want to be in-game and have shit thrown at me, no ty.

🤔

[NerdyVampire]

Fair enough, let us pretend this was merely a joke then

[MattAtlas]

Voting for dismissal, because this does not fit thematically.

[DriedMilk]

shit update 

[ChevyChevron]

Gamers absolutely cannot be trusted with shit mechanics. I understand where this idea is coming from, but it's too easily abused and doesn't fit the tone of the server.

[SilverSZ]

Poopoo Peepee +1

[Butterrobber202]

we must not vote to empower poopoo paraphernalia 

[BoryaTheSlayer]

im not even playing anymore but i had to come in and say no to this. What were you thinking

[CampinKiller]

lmfao no